Talk about a hangover…
Apparently, after a man in Aurora was stabbed in a bar fight, he drove home and passed out. After waking up (past noon) on Sunday, he must have realized that that stabbing pain (pun intended) was not the result of too many rounds, but was actually knife-induced. The 35-year-old is currently receiving treatment. [The Chicago Tribune]
While it’s hard not to laugh at another’s misfortune, and knives are never funny in practice, stories like this make you wonder… What? I’m not quite sure yet.
Here’s a pearl of wisdom from one commentor:“My rule has always been…’too drunk to realize I’ve been stabbed in the chest, too drunk to drive.’”
Sage words, my friend. Sage words.
